Millennium Falcon Guitar. She's got it where it counts...

via urlesque.com

Wow, you could play a few solo's on this...geddit?

Click thorugh to the link under the photo for more from the creator Travis Stevens. And the 'piece of junk' (not!) is up for sale on eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330471212810#