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Twenty Reasons why Luke Skywalker kicks ass, and should get more love.

Luke deserves more love. Han Solo gets all the love it seems and whilst he is ultra cool, here at flyguy.net towers, we think there should be more love to the Skywalker man! Luke is the ultimate mans's man of the Star Wars universe!

Some reasons why;

1.The entire friggin empire were after HIM. That's badass!
2.He didn't get frozen in carbonite. AND he drives miles to rescue his friends.
3.he fights the two most awesomely evil guys in the galaxy. And wins! (with help)
4.He got his hand chopped off in the line of duty.
5.He Watched his foster family be a BBQ in front of him and doesnt cry.
6.His dad was a bit of a dick, who didnt like sand. Luke's cool with that.
7.He brings down AT-AT's!
8.He can fly a Snow speeder, an X-wing and a landspeeder.
9.He can ride a stinky Tauntaun.
10.He fights Wampa's.
11.He can fall increidble heights, and with his hand chopped off not cry like a baby.
12.He can shoot wamp rats from a T-16 skyhopper.
13.He can levitate rocks and little green dudes. And droids! At once!!!
14.He blew up the death Star goddammit!
15.he kinda fought Boba fett twice and lived.
16.He has a cool orange jump suit and I loved the bespin fatgues figure as a kid. Bespin Luke rocks!
17.He has cool 'wavy' hair if your ar in to 70's fashion.
18.He fights a flippin' Rancor. AND wins by using a toothpick. And a rock!!
19.He has good ideas that wookies might no like but end up respecting him for. Binders anyone?
20.He kissed his sister..no wait...thats's so not cool!

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